Casino Jokes

A few one-liner casino jokes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face:

With gamblers, they say a fool and his money are soon parted. What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

Rodney Dangerfield joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave him three-to-one he wouldn't make it.

The casino in Alice Springs is a bit backward. They don’t even have Keno. Instead, they’ve got as girl who comes up to your table and says, “Okay, I’m thinking of a number between one and ten…”

I had nothing to do, so just for a laugh I went to the casino. In three hours I had laughed away my car.

As I walked in the casino, I passed some Siamese twins on their way out. I said, “Did you win?”
They said, “Yes and no.”

In Vegas, they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.

Q: How's a casino like a woman? A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? A: In a casino, you really mean it!

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